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Why don't tampons talk to you? They're stuck up cunts.

A woman walks into a drug store to buy tampons. She notices a group of tampons stacked on a table in corner with a sign on them saying, "5 boxes for a dollar" The woman just could not believe this price so she asked the clerk if it was correct. He said, "Yes, five for a dollar." She said, "That can't be right!" Clerk says, "Yes, it's correct. See here? Five boxes for a dollar, no strings attached.

A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he use the attendant's ladies room, but cautioned him not to press any of the buttons.
There next to the paper roll were four buttons marked: WW WA PP ATR.
the mistake soooo many men make of not listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his curiosity got the best of him.
He carefully pressed the WW button and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed on his bare bottom. He thought "Wow" these gals really have it nice!!
So a little more boldly he pressed the WA button and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet bottom and dried it comfortably.
"Aha" he thought, "no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with these kinds of services!"
So he pushed the next button PP with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below him and dusted his bottom lightly with talc.
"Man, this is great," he thought as he reached out for the ATR button.
When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing off...confused he buzzed the nurse to find out what happened.
ATR= AUTOMATIC TAMPON REMOVER

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Fri Jul 11, 2008 14:48:15
skunk
usa

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Thu Jul 10, 2008 18:31:47
DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER
usa

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Wed Jul 02, 2008 09:32:48
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china

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Mon Jun 30, 2008 22:25:02
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United States

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Mon Jun 30, 2008 18:53:35
hot chocolet

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Mon Jun 30, 2008 04:44:17
jeet
india

i am an adult

Sat Jun 28, 2008 16:57:19
cue
pak

im adult

Sat Jun 14, 2008 12:55:56
Asiannnnnn
United States

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That is nasty as fuck.
That bitch has problems.
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Wed Jun 11, 2008 04:38:08
Dillon White
United States

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Tue Jun 10, 2008 06:06:56
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china

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Wed Jun 04, 2008 18:59:48
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yamamacrib

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Wed Jun 04, 2008 12:46:23
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Mon Jun 02, 2008 02:44:19
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usa

they all need jesus

Wed May 21, 2008 12:49:46
Pedofile
USA

damn olny if she was 12...
still going out of my age range though.

Mon May 12, 2008 04:52:10
Amanda
Wisconsin

a frined of mine gave that link to me cuz im a goth, and i like blood but jesus christ how can she do that.. guess she just likes blood more than i do

Sun Apr 27, 2008 01:55:45
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USA

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Wed Apr 02, 2008 09:56:26
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afganistan

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Fri Feb 29, 2008 16:29:54
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USA

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Fri Feb 22, 2008 00:58:10
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Philippines

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Mon Feb 04, 2008 03:04:59
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USA

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